My birthday was yesterday. Here's what my horoscope says about me:

IF MAY 11 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: Surrealist artist, sculptor, writer Salvador Dali (born 1904 ) shares your birthday. You are bold about expressing your individuality. Fantasy comes easily to you, and you use this in your work.People invariably underestimate you because they don't understand you. Important choices arise this year.

IF MAY 11TH IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: There's an unusual twist to your personality. You would make a wonderful undercover agent. You are drawn to the clandestine and are usually a step ahead of yourself and others. Frequently you sense what is around the corner. Your sensitive nature is intrigued by mystery. You want to be in control. You're a born teacher and extremely intuitive. Expect rewarding personal relationships this year and long-distance travel. September, October bring rewards and romance.

IF MAY 11 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: This year, you live up to the priorities you set. Less-than-ideal circumstances fade away when you take charge of your life. New love is dazzling this month, and marriage is likely by August. Gemini and Pisces make ideal love partners. In business, you can do more alone than with financial partners up until September, when it's best to join forces. Your lucky numbers are 5, 33, 21, 40 and 38.

(Just for the record - it's all true. Except maybe the marriage in August. I have no intention of emancipating Kevin any time soon, much to his chagrin. Marriage of like minds, marriage of bank accounts, marriage of laundry, perhaps? After almost 12 years of marriage, Kevin and I keep our laundry separate. I think he figured a long time ago that if he does it, at least he knows it'll get done. With me, you just never know. Keeping to a schedule, or cleaning my room for that matter, has never been a high priority for me. And yes, I had a very nice birthday.)